First Appearance

The Wedding Story

Last Appearance to date

The Christmas Special

Famous Phrase

'Ello, Ello, Ello, what's going on here?





Policeman is one of the main characters in the Puppets and he is the Policeman in the village. He is voiced by Paul. Woody is his nephew and Policeman likes Granny. We don't actually know Policeman's name, it may actually be Policeman. He often enters saying 'Ello, Ello, Ello, what's going on here?' He first appeared in episode 2 of Series 1.

Policeman's Life Edit

Early Life Edit

Not much is known about Policeman's early life. He grew up in the village with his sister who left the village and later gave birth to Woody. At some point Policeman became the village Policeman. In the Wedding Story, it is revealed that Policeman told Punch 'my mum was the same', after Punch said that Granny had been annoying in the upcoming weeks to his wedding. So Policeman may have once been married. Policeman conducted Punch and Judy's wedding in the lack of a vicar. Policeman said he got confused with the 'I Poos'.

Woody comes to visit Edit

In the Wedding story, Woody comes to the village for a visit. After Woody asks Policeman if there are any hot babes in the village, Policeman mentions Granny's name, Granny then appears and goes off with Policeman, leaving Woody on his own, until Red arrives...